deadliestviper: (lioness stalking)
[personal profile] deadliestviper
[Here you have an image of a grim-looking woman dressed in yellow, her dour demeanor in stark contrast to the cartoonish world behind her. Her face is stony, body language carefully controlled, but her eyes are strangely bright and furious, hinting at a storm surging away in her brain.]

What the fuck is wrong with everyone?! Are your brains really that fucking fragile, or were you all always this crazy and just showing it off now? [Her eyes narrow into slits, her hand worked into a fist so tight her knuckles have gone white.] God damn it. This is pathetic. All of you. I hope you've got the decency to be humiliated, you goddamn weak fucks.

Blonsky and Dracula snapped like rubber bands. I'm making my way back to the Barge, so you fuckers are on your own.

[She reaches forward to turn off the feed, but stops her hand at the last second.] If you've gone the slightest bit native, here's a little advice. You try fucking with me, and I will make the most nightmarish tortures your sad little queen's ever doled out look as innocuous as a child's skinned knee.

You've been warned. Come and find me, motherfuckers.

[Click.]

OOC: Beatrix can be found trying to find her way back to the Barge, a little more lost than she'd like to admit. None of this has helped her sanity at all, so if you choose to contact or run across her, you're likely in for some abuse.

Date: 2012-11-02 08:34 pm (UTC)
megamind: (Suspicious)
From: [personal profile] megamind
Well, aren't we just a ray of sunshine, sweetheart.

[ That's a blue alien covered in grease and dirt and in the engine room. Twisted Sister bleeds over from the background. ]

Do you honestly need help, or are you luring someone else out to stab? I mean, I can't come out either way as I'm elbow deep in the ship's guts, but, uh, you know. In case I know a person who could muster enough goodness to care about your personal wellbeing.

...which I probably don't.

Date: 2012-11-02 08:44 pm (UTC)
megamind: (Tee Hee)
From: [personal profile] megamind
I don't have any of the former to give you, and the latter's out of the question while I look down the barrel of forty-eight hours with no sleep...

[ he pinches the bridge of his nose, giggles a little, and shakes it off. ]

But if you insist.
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Date: 2012-11-02 08:37 pm (UTC)
anidiotchild: (Just trust me on this.)
From: [personal profile] anidiotchild
Your neurons are firing. [Which currently means 'you're just as crazy as the rest of us'.]

Date: 2012-11-02 08:44 pm (UTC)
anidiotchild: (My sister can kill you with her brain.)
From: [personal profile] anidiotchild
You should be more careful.

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Date: 2012-11-02 08:47 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (delicious candy)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
[ After a day or two, Steph stops checking her comm. She decides that she likes Wonderland, and she doesn't want to miss it while she's talking away on some stupid network. She has Kon to keep her company, and the off characters they run across from time to time. As the time passes she thinks the place becomes more and more wonderful. The color of the sky, the smell of the grass, everything is just wonderful and it becomes more vivid and somehow even more wonderful as time passes. It's so wonderful that she starts giggling without warning at the thought that that must be why they call it Wonderland.

She isn't entirely sure what she was doing a moment ago. Playing hide and seek with Kon? Who knows. But now she's chasing something that her mind helpfully informs her is a Bread and Butterfly. She thinks it is, anyway. She finally snatches it out of the sky and, without a second thought, takes a big bite out of it. The poor thing flutters desperately, spraying bits of melted butter as it does.

It tastes like bread and butter. Go figure! ]

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Date: 2012-11-02 10:22 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (look at this stuff!)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
[ She pauses and smiles at Bea. The insanity is clear in her eyes - she's not all there. Or maybe she's more there than she's meant to be, one or the other. She holds out the Bread and Butterfly to the woman she doesn't quite recognize. ]

Not disgusting, it's really delicious! Wanna try some? [ The poor thing is still fluttering. Steph takes another bite, then holds it out again. ]

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Date: 2012-11-03 02:08 am (UTC)
warisart: (Don't Trust Me)
From: [personal profile] warisart
[Ben hates the network, especially hates the video function, but the sight of her is alarming and he needs every advantage he can get while he decides what to do. So it clicks on and shows him, attention-rigid and brown eyes narrowed intently, steady as his voice.]

Beatrix Kiddo, you need to stand down.

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Date: 2012-11-03 06:06 am (UTC)
warisart: (Just a Boy)
From: [personal profile] warisart
[Ben doesn't give orders; he's not the unit sergeant, he's not a Manticore commander, he's not a warden. He was a leader once, though, and he's capable of making very strong suggestions.

Of course, he hadn't really been expecting it to work, because no one ever listens to him. Not anymore. Not that he's particularly fazed by the glare, either, and he forces his shoulders down, straightens his neck, and tries again.
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No, it won't be, if they catch you. Discipline. They'll lock you away again.

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Date: 2012-11-03 04:28 am (UTC)
darknessb4me: (leer)
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You sound like fun today.

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Date: 2012-11-03 10:35 am (UTC)
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking to the left, making a weird face. (Not awesome)
From: [personal profile] doctor_j_crane
You're doing the right thing. Sometimes, you have to let a port run it's course. Even if that means leaving people to their own devices.

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Date: 2012-11-05 09:05 am (UTC)
doctor_j_crane: Crane walking. (Walking like a boss)
From: [personal profile] doctor_j_crane
Considering that people on the barge appear to be affected to, they may not have a choice. What happened to them was unfortunate, but not preventable. You should focus on getting back in one piece.

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Date: 2012-11-04 12:26 am (UTC)
persuadeyou: (He had access to aaall your goodies)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
You're off. [But so is Natasha, so maybe she's just projecting.]

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Date: 2012-11-04 01:00 am (UTC)
persuadeyou: (This looks problematic)
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You don't sound it.

What happened?

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Date: 2012-11-04 02:38 am (UTC)
yeahscience: ([4-5] alarmed)
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What do you mean, snapped? Like snapped how? Like what are they gonna do?

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Date: 2012-11-06 08:47 am (UTC)
hungryanhorny: (repeat that for me?)
From: [personal profile] hungryanhorny
What crawled up your ass?

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