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[deadliestviper]

[Here you have an image of a grim-looking woman dressed in yellow, her dour demeanor in stark contrast to the cartoonish world behind her. Her face is stony, body language carefully controlled, but her eyes are strangely bright and furious, hinting at a storm surging away in her brain.]

What the fuck is wrong with everyone?! Are your brains really that fucking fragile, or were you all always this crazy and just showing it off now? [Her eyes narrow into slits, her hand worked into a fist so tight her knuckles have gone white.] God damn it. This is pathetic. All of you. I hope you've got the decency to be humiliated, you goddamn weak fucks.

Blonsky and Dracula snapped like rubber bands. I'm making my way back to the Barge, so you fuckers are on your own.

[She reaches forward to turn off the feed, but stops her hand at the last second.] If you've gone the slightest bit native, here's a little advice. You try fucking with me, and I will make the most nightmarish tortures your sad little queen's ever doled out look as innocuous as a child's skinned knee.

You've been warned. Come and find me, motherfuckers.

[Click.]

OOC: Beatrix can be found trying to find her way back to the Barge, a little more lost than she'd like to admit. None of this has helped her sanity at all, so if you choose to contact or run across her, you're likely in for some abuse.

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spam! Endish of port

[ichoosefight]

[ After a day or two, Steph stops checking her comm. She decides that she likes Wonderland, and she doesn't want to miss it while she's talking away on some stupid network. She has Kon to keep her company, and the off characters they run across from time to time. As the time passes she thinks the place becomes more and more wonderful. The color of the sky, the smell of the grass, everything is just wonderful and it becomes more vivid and somehow even more wonderful as time passes. It's so wonderful that she starts giggling without warning at the thought that that must be why they call it Wonderland.

She isn't entirely sure what she was doing a moment ago. Playing hide and seek with Kon? Who knows. But now she's chasing something that her mind helpfully informs her is a Bread and Butterfly. She thinks it is, anyway. She finally snatches it out of the sky and, without a second thought, takes a big bite out of it. The poor thing flutters desperately, spraying bits of melted butter as it does.

It tastes like bread and butter. Go figure! ]

spam!

[deadliestviper]

[A day or two in the bewildering locale has had the opposite effect on B: Wonderland is far too bizarre to offer any form of comfort and her frustration has escalated from anger to something more like a quiet rage. The last trace of patience is long drained out of her. She's already started the berserker rampage by overpowering a scouting card (who would have thought the Three of Clubs would carry such an impressive halberd?) – now, the only thing that matters is getting back to the Barge.

Through anyone in her way, if necessary.

Steph does not register as the girl from the Barge, Kon's girlfriend, the young lady who kind of intimidates B as she watches from afar. Right now, she's simply another crazed denizen of the land wallowing in nonsense and silliness.

Nothing short of infuriating. Weapon held upright at her side, Beatrix stands tall and glares at the other woman.]

You're fucking disgusting.

spam!

[ichoosefight]

[ She pauses and smiles at Bea. The insanity is clear in her eyes - she's not all there. Or maybe she's more there than she's meant to be, one or the other. She holds out the Bread and Butterfly to the woman she doesn't quite recognize. ]

Not disgusting, it's really delicious! Wanna try some? [ The poor thing is still fluttering. Steph takes another bite, then holds it out again. ]

spam!

[deadliestviper]

[Fuck, it's like Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off a bat. Obviously insane. B lowers the halberd and braces it in her arms, stance solid and unyielding.]

If you take one step toward me you'll regret it.

spam!

[ichoosefight]

What's that for? [ Her smile falters for a moment. The butterfly thing shudders, then falls still. Apparently they can only lose so much of each wing before they die. Her arm drops, but she keeps a hold of her snack. If the woman doesn't want it that's her prerogative.

She smiles again and leans forward to examine the halberd. ]

It looks really sharp! It's pretty.

spam!

[deadliestviper]

You. [A smile, manic and sinister, appears on B's face and she thrusts the halberd forward, aiming the spike right for a space between two of Steph's ribs.

A twist of her wrist.] Really sharp.

And real pretty.

spam!

[ichoosefight]

Oh! That, that really [ She wants to fall over, but the halberd holds her in place. The pain is excruciating, worse than anything she's ever felt. Well, maybe about as bad as a power drill in the same place. ]

Why did you do that? [ She coughs, and blood fills her throat. She can't speak anymore. She's bleeding out, but she isn't aware enough to realize that's what happening. Another cough to clear her throat and she manages to croak: ]

Where did Kon go?

spam!

[deadliestviper]

[What the girl's saying is guaranteed to be nonsense and B knows better than to listen to it. With a quick, sharp motion she wrenches the spike from Steph's chest.]

I warned you not to step forward.

spam!

[ichoosefight]

[ Steph falls over, and in a matter of seconds she bleeds to death. Her dead eyes stare out in shock, amazed that anything could possibly hurt that much. The half eaten bread-and-butterfly rests in her open hand. ]

spam!

[deadliestviper]

[Quick and easy. Beatrix steps forward, nudges Steph's body with the toe of her shoe. She doesn't move, and with a quiet sigh of relief B wipes the spike clean on Steph's clothes. At least the messed-up things in this freaky place die as easily as anything else.]