deadliestviper: (lioness stalking)
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[Here you have an image of a grim-looking woman dressed in yellow, her dour demeanor in stark contrast to the cartoonish world behind her. Her face is stony, body language carefully controlled, but her eyes are strangely bright and furious, hinting at a storm surging away in her brain.]

What the fuck is wrong with everyone?! Are your brains really that fucking fragile, or were you all always this crazy and just showing it off now? [Her eyes narrow into slits, her hand worked into a fist so tight her knuckles have gone white.] God damn it. This is pathetic. All of you. I hope you've got the decency to be humiliated, you goddamn weak fucks.

Blonsky and Dracula snapped like rubber bands. I'm making my way back to the Barge, so you fuckers are on your own.

[She reaches forward to turn off the feed, but stops her hand at the last second.] If you've gone the slightest bit native, here's a little advice. You try fucking with me, and I will make the most nightmarish tortures your sad little queen's ever doled out look as innocuous as a child's skinned knee.

You've been warned. Come and find me, motherfuckers.

[Click.]

OOC: Beatrix can be found trying to find her way back to the Barge, a little more lost than she'd like to admit. None of this has helped her sanity at all, so if you choose to contact or run across her, you're likely in for some abuse.

[Private]

Date: 2012-11-04 07:25 am (UTC)
persuadeyou: (Ready set go)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
You're asking for a fight. Stop spoiling for one and get back.

[Private]

Date: 2012-11-04 07:30 am (UTC)
persuadeyou: (I'm going to hate this cover aren't I)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
Now that you invited anyone to try and stop you.

[Private]

Date: 2012-11-04 04:59 pm (UTC)
persuadeyou: (Coulson don't you dare put me on hold)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
You're being moronic, you know. You're stealthier than that.

[Private]

Date: 2012-11-05 01:39 am (UTC)
persuadeyou: (fallaces sunt rerum species.)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
And talking doesn't?

[Private]

Date: 2012-11-05 02:33 pm (UTC)
persuadeyou: (I need your impression)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
Obviously.

Since you made the announcement in the first place.

Just get back and don't stop to mess with anyone.

[Private]

Date: 2012-11-05 11:03 pm (UTC)
persuadeyou: (never take nothin don't belong to me)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
And I know you mentioned a vampire who lost his mind. I don't know about you, but that's not the kind of shit I was trained for.

[Private]

Date: 2012-11-06 05:07 pm (UTC)
persuadeyou: (I'd do whatever I wanted to)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
I can tell. But if you go off the range, I may not have anyone to spar with next week.

[Private]

Date: 2012-11-11 07:41 pm (UTC)
persuadeyou: (Good job not dying Tony)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
As much fun as that sounds, he isn't nearly a challenge.

[Private]

Date: 2012-11-11 09:52 pm (UTC)
persuadeyou: (I'll bleed you dry)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
His ego covers things up. [She is totally okay with talking about idle things because it means B is on the move and not doing crazy things.]

[Private]

Date: 2012-11-11 10:10 pm (UTC)
persuadeyou: (two times the hbic)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
He gets help here and there. [She tries not to think about driving a knife into his leg.]

[Private]

Date: 2012-11-11 11:55 pm (UTC)
persuadeyou: (Kinda sorry we didn't get to beat him up)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
I work in understatement.

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