031 VIDEO LIST THIRTEEN

[deadliestviper]

An announcement for everyone who uses the gym:

Those of you with super-human strength, remember to be gentle with our exercise machines. If you've been using them incorrectly, knock it off. If you're not sure how ask Kon or me for help when you work out. I have never seen a rowing machine this fucked, and I don't want to see it again.

Another reminder, practice weapons are available only to wardens and inmates with warden's permission. [Not that she'd trust all of those people with them, regardless of rank, but rules are rules.]

[Locked to friends who are/were inmates]

So what does one do when one's new warden is asleep?

[Private to Arya]

Let's go to the CES.

Comments

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

How come?

[Private]

[deadliestviper]

I need to get out. Do you? [Don't bother arguing, Arya. She knows you do.]

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[Huff puff]

Okay. You have a way in?

[mistconduct]

What the fuck, who the fuck's been fucking with the gym?

[Locked]

You go in and draw mustaches on his face. Duh.

[deadliestviper]

Everyone fucks with the gym to some extent. As for who did in the rowing machine, I have no idea.

[Locked]

Why don't I leave that to you?

[mistconduct]

Fuck that shit. Rorschach and me keep it fucking spotless in the mornings. I don't want to work out in a busted shitstain of a room.

[Locked]

Can't. Got a hot date. You do it.

[deadliestviper]

You might, but not everyone cleans up.

[Locked]

Not my style, but thanks. Good luck.

[surfaceshine]

Heh.

You got it, or you need me to put in a work order?

[deadliestviper]

I'm working on it. If I need a hand I'll let you know.

[surfaceshine]

Sure thing.

[deadliestviper]

That said, I wouldn't object to borrowing a Phillips-head screwdriver.

[deshabille]

I kind of want to see it, now. If it's as fucked as you say.

[deadliestviper]

[She turns the camera toward the rowing machine: it's been dragged away from the others, with its handles wrenched far out of place.] Is it as bad as you imagined, or worse?

[deshabille]

[She winces - okay, a little dramatically, but not that much.] Worse. Gruesome. I'm considering a moment of silence.

[deadliestviper]

You might want to hold off on that until we see if we can bring it back from the dead.

[routemistress]

Not guilty, my love, Wade and me usually go with the CTS. Or make up our own routines.

[deadliestviper]

Public service announcement, not an accusation.

[ Filter ]

[warisart]

[That's Ben's brother she's talking about; he heard the announcement.

He also doesn't know what to do with the irrational fear and anger he feels at knowing Zack is in a coma.]

Wait. He'll come back.

[ Filter ]

[deadliestviper]

I know. [But right now she's having a difficult time mustering patience.]

[ Filter ]

[warisart]

He'll be stubborn, but he is reliable. I promise.

[ Private ]

[deadliestviper]

He taught you, didn't he?

[darknessb4me]

If we don't have permission and take one anyway, what happens? Anything?

[deadliestviper]

Then I have to go get it back.

[darknessb4me]

What am I going to do with a wooden sword that I can't do with a chair leg from the cafeteria?

[deadliestviper]

Piss me off?