031 VIDEO LIST THIRTEEN
Jul. 16th, 2013 07:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deadliestviperAn announcement for everyone who uses the gym:
Those of you with super-human strength, remember to be gentle with our exercise machines. If you've been using them incorrectly, knock it off. If you're not sure how ask Kon or me for help when you work out. I have never seen a rowing machine this fucked, and I don't want to see it again.
Another reminder, practice weapons are available only to wardens and inmates with warden's permission. [Not that she'd trust all of those people with them, regardless of rank, but rules are rules.]
[Locked to friends who are/were inmates]
So what does one do when one's new warden is asleep?
[Private to Arya]
Let's go to the CES.
Those of you with super-human strength, remember to be gentle with our exercise machines. If you've been using them incorrectly, knock it off. If you're not sure how ask Kon or me for help when you work out. I have never seen a rowing machine this fucked, and I don't want to see it again.
Another reminder, practice weapons are available only to wardens and inmates with warden's permission. [Not that she'd trust all of those people with them, regardless of rank, but rules are rules.]
[Locked to friends who are/were inmates]
So what does one do when one's new warden is asleep?
[Private to Arya]
Let's go to the CES.
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Date: 2013-07-17 03:18 am (UTC)[Locked]
Cassel Sharpe is way more than stupid fucking Kon's inmate.
But yeah, it's him.
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Date: 2013-07-17 03:20 am (UTC)That's my kid you're talking about, Chris.
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Date: 2013-07-17 03:22 am (UTC)I'm sorry, Bea. I don't like him.
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Date: 2013-07-17 03:23 am (UTC)Fair enough, but don't insult him to me.
Go have fun, okay?
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Date: 2013-07-17 03:24 am (UTC)Christ, fine, I won't.
Yeah, thanks. Call you later to tell you how it went.
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Date: 2013-07-17 03:32 am (UTC)Don't do anything too crazy.
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Date: 2013-07-17 03:34 am (UTC)Dude. Everyone and their mom has been trying to give me condoms. I've got this.
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Date: 2013-07-17 03:38 am (UTC)I meant don't get drunk or do something stupid.
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Date: 2013-07-17 03:39 am (UTC)Why can't I get drunk?!
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Date: 2013-07-17 03:41 am (UTC)Try it. Then try getting it up.
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Date: 2013-07-17 03:50 am (UTC)....Oh.
Oh, fuck, you might've just saved me.
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Date: 2013-07-17 07:41 am (UTC)Don't risk it.
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Date: 2013-07-17 05:16 pm (UTC)[Locked]
Date: 2013-07-17 11:59 pm (UTC)Re: [Locked]
Date: 2013-07-18 01:35 am (UTC)[Locked]
Date: 2013-07-18 01:44 am (UTC)Good. Be safe, have fun, and all that good stuff.
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Date: 2013-07-18 01:46 am (UTC)[Locked]
Date: 2013-07-18 01:59 am (UTC)