023 VIDEO LIST NINE

[deadliestviper]

How the hell does this ship not have any exterior weapons? Even the sunken wrecks had cannons, and it is a sad day when a broken schooner is better defended than we are.

[Is Beatrix annoyed? Yes, Beatrix is quite annoyed – at the Kraken, at the Barge, and especially at the lunatic on the bridge who decided any of that port was a good idea.]

Apparently the Admiral does not understand the phrase "Use it or lose it." It's not often twisted into "Use it and I'll take it away for no discernible reason."

I want to spar. Normally I could do this without involving anyone else and without risking any injury or destruction to property, but seeing as we no longer have the CTS I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way. [The screen flashes from Beatrix's face to the room around her. The gym has been stripped down basically to treadmills and elliptical machines so there's at least there's plenty of space. When the feed focuses on her again, she gives a terse, small smile although her eyes are cold.]

I'll be here all day. Come try and beat the shit out of me.

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[audio]

[deadliestviper]

I'll be waiting.

[spam]

[terminates]

[ And, per his statement, he'll be down there shortly.

He's wearing his workout clothes. ]

[spam]

[deadliestviper]

[Bea's in similar gear and is just completing a few warm-up stretches when Slade arrives. She greets him with a slight bow of her head – the Admiral has unfortunately taken the practice weapons away, but there's plenty they can do with their bare hands.]

Style of choice, or shall we play it by ear?

[spam]

[terminates]

[ He returns that slight bow of the head, and starts with a few preliminary stretches. ]

The latter.

[ Might as well keep things interesting, right? ]