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[Locked from known law types]

[There has been a murder in town. This isn’t unusual in Aeris Navem, where screams are considered not chances to help but clear warnings over which people and places to avoid. There has also been a theft; again, not an unusual occurrence in the city. In fact it’s likely no one would have taken note if not for the somewhat odd targets of each crime; a crooked but inconsequential bureaucrat the former, a prized toy of his the latter.

It is on this rather phenomenal vehicle that the camera focuses, slowly panning over it under burning lamplight to give the viewer a good long look. Its copper chassis gleans, and a slender gloved hand settles on the notably not leopard-print seat.
]

She runs like a dream. Ladies and gentlemen:

The bidding begins at £75. Do I have an offer?

(OOC: For once, Beatrix isn’t a hired killer! She’s a thief and a vigilante, vengeance dealt out on a case-by-case basis but is willing to make and favor allies. More info here. No she is not a masked vigilante, she wears a scarf.)

Date: 2013-07-12 08:05 pm (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] side eyeing)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
To everyone in this thread looking to buy this crap;

When it falls apart on you, I'll give half price on parts.

Date: 2013-07-12 11:48 pm (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] hello I'd like to place a cal)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Not your concern to worry about what I can and can't afford.

But I've got change.

Date: 2013-07-13 12:05 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (profile grin)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
I can afford anything I like.

Date: 2013-07-13 12:14 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (chin bump)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
I let my money do most of my talking.

Date: 2013-07-13 12:17 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (chicks dig the car)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
The parts are worth more to me than a working vehicle. I'd slice it up for scrap and sell it piecemeal.

Date: 2013-07-13 01:12 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] yeah fighting!)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
A vehicle like that attracts far too much attention.

Date: 2013-07-13 12:18 pm (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] evil grown up)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
More like stupidity.

Date: 2013-07-13 11:48 pm (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] I don't carry cash on me)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
I'm not stupid and I'm not brave. It's why I'm alive.

Date: 2013-07-15 12:04 pm (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] better run)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
That's a soldier's way of thinking. Not mine.

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