024 VOICE LIST ELEVEN

[deadliestviper]

[Private to Friends (if you think you're on here you probably are)]
This should come as no surprise to anyone. I'm going to kill this fucker.

This is not the time to lecture me on morality. If you want to help me, do.

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[deadliestviper]

Cut through the ribs down the victim's back. Break them and pull them out of the wound. Rub salt in. Pull out lungs, then admire.

[mistconduct]

[Despite his current circumstances, Chris gives a wheezy laugh]

For fuck's sake.

[deadliestviper]

Yeah, you're right. Crucifixion would last much longer.

[mistconduct]

Easter's coming up.

[deadliestviper]

Then it must be fate.

[mistconduct]

Damn, girl, you're crazy.

[deadliestviper]

No. I'm angry.

[mistconduct]

So am I.

Also I think there's heat rash under my armpits right now.

Have you ever had heat rash?

It fucking sucks.

[deadliestviper]

Put some A&D ointment on it.

[mistconduct]

I will when I get out. Thanks.

[deadliestviper]

What are you in for?

[mistconduct]

Throwing a punch at a warden.

[deadliestviper]

Did you hit him?

[mistconduct]

Her? Nope.

[deadliestviper]

Wow. Way to quell the threat to society, Admiral.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, I'm a regular fucking anarchist.

....

[That telltale silence is him wondering whether it's too late to change his supervillain name to Anar-Chris]

[deadliestviper]

Funny, isn't it? Lock up the protesters, let the really bad motherfuckers roam free. How can someone be so powerful and still so fucking stupid?

[mistconduct]

I wish I fucking knew. That's who I'd want to apprentice under. Someone who could teach how to give power but still be fucking dumb enough to be overthrown.

[deadliestviper]

Trust me, you'd learn nothing from this person but the fine art of utter uselessness.

[mistconduct]

And also how a blood eagle's done.