deadliestviper: (sushi hasn't gotten any better)
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[First shot: a miniature black and white police car, complete with tiny siren, set on the hallway floor (with the toe of a shoe next to it for scale). The shoe shuffles back, as does the focus, and suddenly the car is tiny in the distance. Beatrix begins to speak, and the feed never centers on her but stays focused on the little vehicle.]

I'm trying not to go outside too much in case I step on anyone. A lot of you are getting around on pets or other people, which is a big relief, but if anyone is without a means of transport I've got this set of wheels.

This little guy – [and the camera swerves wildly downward, there's a sound of fumbling with plastic, a switch turning, and it straightens up to show the car hovering a few inches off the ground] is battery-operated and ready to drive off the lot. If you need it, tell me where you are and I'll make my way to you on tiptoe.

Only condition is, I need it back after the flood. It's, uh, not mine. [And a view of a very happy hamster, squirming his way through a maze of tubes.] It's Spud's.

[Video]

Date: 2013-01-07 05:53 am (UTC)
keepsthemsafe: (weapon cleaning)
From: [personal profile] keepsthemsafe
...Fuck ain't that cute.

[Shane is normal sized and grinning]

[Video]

Date: 2013-01-07 06:05 am (UTC)
keepsthemsafe: (serious)
From: [personal profile] keepsthemsafe
Spud? Who the hell has a hamster named spud? this place take fucking kids?

Re: [Video]

Date: 2013-01-07 06:09 am (UTC)
keepsthemsafe: (Default)
From: [personal profile] keepsthemsafe
...You're fucking with me.

And the police car? That a joke too?

Re: [Video]

Date: 2013-01-07 06:14 am (UTC)
keepsthemsafe: (weapon cleaning)
From: [personal profile] keepsthemsafe
[frown] He your boyfriend or something? Psycho cop lady? The line is pretty fucking blurred between the two professions.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2013-01-07 06:34 am (UTC)
keepsthemsafe: (Default)
From: [personal profile] keepsthemsafe
[Shane snorted] And you're married to Jack the Ripper.

It's good. Good luck with the rat sweet cheeks.

Date: 2013-01-07 10:03 pm (UTC)
darknessb4me: (o_o)
From: [personal profile] darknessb4me
That doesn't look safe.

Date: 2013-01-07 10:25 pm (UTC)
darknessb4me: (swish)
From: [personal profile] darknessb4me
I'm not a hamster.

Date: 2013-01-08 03:38 am (UTC)
darknessb4me: (sulk)
From: [personal profile] darknessb4me
I've only been in a car once.

Date: 2013-01-11 10:15 pm (UTC)
darknessb4me: (why me?)
From: [personal profile] darknessb4me
Why are they so big?
Edited Date: 2013-01-11 10:15 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-01-08 12:17 am (UTC)
thestarspangledman: (cap: the star spangled man with a plan)
From: [personal profile] thestarspangledman
Why does your hamster have a police car? [He's just looking vaguely amused at her offer. He doesn't need it himself, of course, but he's been staying in his room these past few days, too. Wouldn't want to accidentally crush anyone.]

Date: 2013-01-08 01:53 am (UTC)
thestarspangledman: (peggy: picture)
From: [personal profile] thestarspangledman
...Right. Well, that makes as much sense as anything else does around here, I guess.

Date: 2013-01-12 07:15 am (UTC)
thestarspangledman: (cap: shield throw)
From: [personal profile] thestarspangledman
That's adorable. You don't even have to worry about him getting accidentally squished when he's in the ball.

Date: 2013-01-08 12:39 am (UTC)
hellofist: (can fly)
From: [personal profile] hellofist
Can I try?

[HOW HAS NO ONE CLAIMED THIS YET?]

Date: 2013-01-08 11:22 am (UTC)
theonlyresponse: (boo)
From: [personal profile] theonlyresponse
[Despite his current.. uhm.. situation, Bruce sounds amused.] Does it come in black?

Date: 2013-01-11 10:20 am (UTC)
theonlyresponse: (Default)
From: [personal profile] theonlyresponse
I don't. Has anyone claimed it?

Date: 2013-01-11 10:38 am (UTC)
theonlyresponse: (Default)
From: [personal profile] theonlyresponse
I'll take it.

[He cuts the feed and ten minutes later, hi Beatrix there's a tiny Bruce knocking on your door very hard.]

Date: 2013-01-11 10:42 am (UTC)
theonlyresponse: (we're out of ice cream!)
From: [personal profile] theonlyresponse
[He looks up at her. How is he supposed to be a ruthless killer when he's seven inches tall, Bea? How?] It would be appreciated.

Date: 2013-01-13 08:54 am (UTC)
theonlyresponse: (Default)
From: [personal profile] theonlyresponse
Managing. [Not as well he'd like to, but better than expected.

He climbs onto her hand.]
How long is this supposed to last?

Date: 2013-01-13 09:02 am (UTC)
theonlyresponse: (zzzz)
From: [personal profile] theonlyresponse
Good. [He nods and gives the car a quick once over.] What does this run on?

Date: 2013-01-13 09:07 am (UTC)
theonlyresponse: (Default)
From: [personal profile] theonlyresponse
All right. [He looks up at her - that's weird.] Thanks.

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