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[This time when the video turns on, Beatrix is well-groomed and polished; she's dressed in a very feminine suit with a nametag reading BETH S. on the lapel, is wearing makeup, and her hair is pulled back in a ponytail. Her smile is bright, easy, and full. In both name and deed, she's here on Official Business.]

Ahoy! – That's the right terminology, right? I've never been on one of these things before. [She winces, a little self-deprecatingly.] Uh, anyway, hello there, I thought I'd better introduce myself since I'm going to be working with a few of you. My name's Beth Solberg, I'm a social worker, and I'm just here to check in on the staff and residents, ask a few questions, basically make sure everything on the Barge here is up to snuff.

So yes, I'll be speaking with a few of you. Let me assure you, you don't have to answer any questions you don't want to. I'm not here to interrogate, I just want to get the gist of the situation. And it is an unusual situation here, so any comments, complains, you've got about the place, this is the time to talk.

I'm setting up shop in the – what's this place called? That's it, library, no special term? Okay – I'm in the library for the next day, just stop on in. [She pauses, lifting a pen to her lips as she consults a clipboard.] Oh, and I've got a couple people I need to check in with – newer ones specifically. If none of you mind doing this in reverse alphabetical order, may I speak to a... Ms. Reese?

[OOC: So since I forgot to say earlier, this flood B.B. got marginalized. Beatrix still got pregnant, still had the baby, just never hid her pregnancy from Bill or ran away to Texas. As such she's still very much an active member of the Assassination Squad, with the events of the movie never happening. The social work thing? Just a ruse to get in the same room with her current target Natasha.]

[Private]

Date: 2012-06-18 05:32 am (UTC)
yeahscience: ([1-3] :|)
From: [personal profile] yeahscience
[Well, that seems more like it, anyway.]

...Brandon.

[Private]

Date: 2012-06-18 05:40 am (UTC)
yeahscience: ([1-3] yelling!)
From: [personal profile] yeahscience
What? No! [Sort of.] I was trying to help you out, geez! Some gratitude.

[Private]

Date: 2012-06-18 05:55 am (UTC)
yeahscience: ([1-3] he all mad)
From: [personal profile] yeahscience
I don't know. But this shit with the social work, anyone who's been here long enough ought to be able to figure out what a load that is.

[Private]

Date: 2012-06-18 06:31 am (UTC)
yeahscience: ([1-3] :|)
From: [personal profile] yeahscience
So what are you looking for, then?

[Private]

Date: 2012-06-18 06:37 am (UTC)
yeahscience: ([1-3] worried smile)
From: [personal profile] yeahscience
[He's sort of unsure how much of a joke that is.]

Look, whatever. Like I said, it was a heads-up, because I'm not the only one who's gonna be like, what the fuck is this?

[Private]

Date: 2012-06-18 06:39 am (UTC)
yeahscience: (the bomb diggity yo)
From: [personal profile] yeahscience
Uh, sure, yeah. That'd be nice.

[Private]

Date: 2012-06-18 06:44 am (UTC)
yeahscience: ([1-3] listening)
From: [personal profile] yeahscience
[He's stupid, but not that stupid.]

Peter.

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Date: 2012-06-18 06:52 am (UTC)
yeahscience: ([4-5] smoking)
From: [personal profile] yeahscience
No problem, "Beth." [He doesn't know, that's probably still her real name, but he's going to make it sound like it has quotes anyway, because now he's feeling put out and annoyed.]

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