001 VIDEO LIST ONE

[deadliestviper]

[The screen switches on, revealing a face caked in dirt, covered in dust, streaked with sweat, and smeared with blood. A pair of troubled, if clear, blue eyes look out from it, and then there's a shake of the head, followed by a swirl of long, messy blonde hair – underneath all the grime, the new arrival's a female. She gives a bright smile, the sight slightly disarming on such a gritty face.]

Hi. [Her voice cracks when she speaks and she coughs, then clears her throat.]

Sorry to bother you folks, but it appears I've got some new business to attend to and I'm a little out of sorts. [Her smile turns apologetic, a little self-deprecating. It might be cute if she didn't look like an adult female approximation of Peanuts' Pigpen.] If one of you would be so kind as to point me toward the showers, I'd be in your debt.

[One last thing: her voice lowers, the sparkle gone from her eyes.] Budd... If you're here, I'll find you.

Comments

[deadliestviper]

That's an image I won't be able to get out of my head tonight.

[B shrugs and smiles.] Did I say that? He's cute, I'll admit it.

[scarlet_discord]

Augh. [So much blushing.] Well, it's better than the manpile he was in the process of breaking up. These two guys were fighting over soap in the shower and managed to knock each other out. On camera. Naked and slippery. It was epic.

Yeah. Hot guys are pretty plentiful around here. The key is to find the ones that aren't royally fucked in the head.

[deadliestviper]

Have you got a picture of that? That, I wouldn't mind seeing.

That's always the key, and it's a lot harder than it sounds. Still, find a sane one and I'll bet you're the type he goes for.

[scarlet_discord]

[She giggles and scrolls through until she finds it. Two dark haired dudes, one fit and six inches taller than the other, and very much in awkward slippery manpile.]

Depends on the guy. Meh. I have time. Kinda gotta get my life together before I really think about that.